Edward Nino Hernandez is Ronaldo's Russian girlfriend's new best friend

Irina Shayk puts the little fella in her handbag and finds him better to use than her Lady Finger Ivory Vibe.

Melissa's friend Tiffany says hi too!

Chelsea Charms: The Package: short video

Danni Minogue and her English boyfriend get frisky at Florida airport

No-one else in the airport seemed to take any notice of the tiny Australian and her English cock provider's unusual mating ritual that led to full penetrative sex at the check-in desks.

US woman from Queens claims to have bedded 32,344 men in her life

Remarkably, her "vagine" doesn't resemble "sleeve of wizard," to quote Borat.

Elton John: I love the smell of [David in soiled] nappies

That's Diapers in Americanspeak.

I couldn't make this up. German man has his cock tattooed with "Mini"

Das Man has eine bigge Willy fur den Mini.