SKYNEWS PRESENT 3-D FOOTBALL -- Stars in the room with you!

England captain John "Chopper" Terry fucks the French over

BLIAR'S A GREAT ACTOR IN THE CONSENSUS REALITY

Dynasty Star Steph Beacham attempts to remove Orange Man's spine Live on UK Celebrity Big Brother

Double-barrelled catwalk bunny currently munching on French saucisse

Saint Stevie gets help from Appy the Elephant to hoist aloft the new 102 inch Apple BMF[bigmuthafucka]-pad tablet

Mr Watchatalkinabout in remake of The Omen

And...it doesn't stop her male sofa bunny colleague getting a permanent boner the next day

Pricktease BBC sofa bunny craftily reveals all...

Women are getting sexier and sexier

BBC Radio Cambridgeshire Presents...

Hunks of Local Radio: BBC Cambridgeshire's Matt...er...Jamison, I believe?

The Brains Trust: England (and a real question too!)

Prized numpty asks girl on UK dating Show to fuck him Live on Air. She refuses and chainsaws him to death

20th Century Faux demands that mental patient with mullet directs Alien prequel

Conan O'Brien, 7-month host of the Tonight Show, gets $45m pay-off for rimming Jay Leno's poophole

Midge Ure's back -- looking younger than ever!

CBBC presenter sacked for miniaturizing Madonna live on tv (oh, and wanking at the same time too!)

ITV's new channel 4Trannies gets record ratings. Host Jeremy Kyle shocks audience dressed in boob suit, fez and budgie

Cherie Bliar's yawning chasm: what Tony REALLY thinks

Tall White ET marries Jamie Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Regional radio host hunks

Making mummy proud

2010: The Year of the Finger

DFS:Where's there's muck, there's shite

Rocks and (hidden) Co(CK)