Bill Clinton's waxwork still wooing the crowds

Funny-looking pygmy man who claims to be Venezuelan leader threatens Queen of England over sovereignty of the Falkland Islands

Scottish beauty tells the world which team members she'll be shagging in the upcoming 2010 World Cup. Ex- England Captain John Terry can't wait

There's nothing I hate more than seeing these effing adverts on filesharing sites just as I'm about to download a bootleg copy of something or other

Excited hybrid chicken dances to "da slurp", the new phenomena hitting the web

Orange Man back in business as front runner for the new live action Shrek movie...except he'll be orange

Mel Gibson's hair miraculously changes color and his face changes shape too during fight scene in his new conspiracy thriller movie "Edge of Darkness"

Knobhead Oirish-mancunian singer of Oasis practises tossin the Brit Award @ the Audience

More images of Cashley Cole's sextext floozie come to light. The world holds its breath for pictures of Cole's ass and buttplug

Husband of £56 EuroMillions jackpot winner claims he once ate a gecko lizard in a sandwich after the gecko refused his marriage proposal

Drunk/big prick Cashly Cole has textpic-sex with lads mag bunny from Hull. Wife Cheryl fed up with continually being arse-fucked

Lofty crops up in bit part in the new Sherlock Holmes movie. Eastenders cast breathes a collective sigh of relief.

4-EYED NERD GROWS UP TO BE A LOTHARIO AND NAILS A WOMAN EVERY MINUTE

Stupid Bitch -- full of shit (10 second extract)

When God made Fearne Cotton, he forgot to include a frontal lobe

BBC REPORTS: Knicker-stealing Lancashire ex-mayor pervert jailed

A single for Hiati? Miss Anacaona lets rip for 48 seconds!

Wan Ka Haar is SUCH a tease!

Pink Bunny "Jordan" ties the knot with [now spineless] Orange Man winner from Celebrity Big Brother in Las Vegas

It's 3 o' cock in John Terry's world every day -- wife files for divorce?