World Cup Fever hots up in South Africa!

English slut whores herself to the England World Cup cause by offering to screw the entire USA soccer squad before their big game with England.

The Fokbitch from the English midlands hopes to make sure the American players are well and truly shagged out before the big game. Says she will definitely use her 4.5 inch Lady Finger on big prick Landon Donovan.

Beautiful People...

The Adams Family's cousins go for a walk: Orange-Man (posing as a blind Terminator), mediawhore pushing son, plus Carrot-top in the background.

Ask Jeeves is now joined by Bruno!

Smiley Virus (aka Miley Cyrus) does the camel toe

They're here...

Former UK tv children's presenters Floella Benjamin and Roland Rat made new peers and members of the House Of Lords

Big Bird made honorary Lord for sexual services rendered to four former prime ministers. Former Conservative Prime Minister John Major said to be outraged by decision

Double Dees back..oh, and Danny Dyer

Fergie demands a million dollars for Prince Andrew's jockstrap live on CNN. Oprah Winfrey turns up at studio with the money in cash

A young Simon Cowell has always had talent...

"World Webcam Girl Day" sees Yumi charming the socks off punters

Man gets splinter in arsehole. Incredibly brave woman offers to suck it out

Eye Spy: Adventures of cam girl Yumi

There are just some things you can't keep secret...

The Tories win the UK Election, but...


Labour's two unelected bigwigs who tried to fiddle the UK election get caught with their trousers down.

Ashley "King" Cole celebrates Chelsea's Premiership title by taking [ex-?]wife Cheryl out on his hoodie sweater and sexting glamour model

Fats McWhumpin can't get woman out of his I-pad after she gets lost in hidden USB interface port

Harriet Harman, MP, QC, tells reporter what she thinks about first thing in the morning

The Election campaign climaxes in the UK.

British dope's casting tape for Sir Ridley Scott raises some eyebrows

An important Dick Criswell broadcast is interrupted by a piece of cam-ass Dick would like to pound