Bad blood between Yumi and her fans?

Ron Jeremy and Vern Troyer (aka Mini-Me) help FBI bust Russian Spy Ring

Anna Chapman (pictured left), real name Olena Smegalov, nailed in the ass by Big Ron just as she was going to hand over secrets to her a Russki handlers. Vern Troyer stopped her from talking by plugging her hole with his manhood.

New film shocks audiences in India

Argentina have German cunts in their sights in the Quarter Finals of the World Cup

German striker Lukas Podolski admits to being the biggest German cunt of them all.

No wonder George Clooney's smiling. He gets to stuff that ass every day

Elisabetta Canalis makes an ass of herself on Clooney's yacht on Lake Como, Italy.

British celebrity whore Katie Price releases new single! Free dildo included for every buyer!

Giselle talks from the ass

British man sent up into space in his tent at Glastonbury. Hopes to reach the moon in 5 hours. NASA not so sure

Britain's Got Talent -- News Flash: Simon Cowell is lost for words as young woman can turn her eyes red just by touching her nipples!

Guest Judge Amy Winehouse is so enchanted she pulls her teeth out live on air

Xpose Reporter forces Russell Brand to eat his own mother's soiled panties at film premiere!

Brand says they taste like last night's fish 'n' chips!

Rahm Emanuel, White House Chief of Staff and Barack Obama's personal wank-piece, plays himself in new movie!

Gets sexual favors from Dame Helen Mirren in her new film :The Biggest Cocksucka of the USA!

Sirah, the talking ass

The HoneyTrap meets the Honey Monster

Californian Democratic Representative Waxman socks it to snotty English CEO of BP in House hearing, supported by Edward and Tubbs

Jamanji the cat disses his owner

Titfuck, a 2010 UK Big Brother contestant, arrives at the BB House in style

Captain Jean luke Picard attempts to make peace with hostile fat Klingon Enemy

Left-wing prick of UK Labour Party says if he had one wish he would go back in time and kill Margaret Thatcher

blondyasian...where it's at

Ex-stripper/ lapdancer currently guzzling on Ashley Cole's love funnel

Cole luridly claims he's only laid a pipe in her two times in two hours, which is good for him.

Yumi's off to work at Walmart. Thousands of netheads around the world are beside themselves with despair!

Kelly Brook, media whore with 34E cups, set to strip for Playboy in $500,000 deal

Pictured here with her crocked Rugby-playing toyboy, who always looks a miserable cunt in photos. Hang on, hasn't she already posed kind of naked before...?

Having a fling (.com)? Not with these fuckheads, I'm sure