The new Beavis and Butthead: meet Prima and the Aussie geek

(Ex)Dependable '80s Action Heros: the money scene

Russian spyski Anna Chapman shows all those CIA men (and Verne Troyer) what they're msising

Welcome to England: potholes, police cameras, eastern europeans, followed by more potholes and shit roads

Wanna do lickable Lucy with her lovely lady gash?

Bellybuns

A photo Ryan Seacrest doesn't want you to see...

Teenage feral gangs in UK to be publically flayed at Wembley Stadium. Venue already sold out

Breaking news: 3 of the Dragons from Dragon's Den wanted for armed robbery in London

Deborah Meaden (center) accused of sex act with customer's dog while she held up bank.
Poor mutt had to be put down, due to the distress inflicted upon it.

Blondyasian ties herself up in knots in cam session with three cocks

Mouse pointer also gets in on the act, but prefers to be discreet and not show himself.

Suzi Hughes from Cambridge, UK, finally passes driving test after 22 years and 21 tests, at a cost of £15,000

Better at water sports and banger racing apparently.

FILTHY FUCK FINDER...Meet Debbie

If you live in Nottingham, and like blowjobs, Debbie is your girl. You can always cover her face with a Scream mask.

UGLIEST CUNT IN UK ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED FOR GIVING A BLOWJOB ON A WAR MEMORIAL

THE SKANK BITCH EVEN PISSED ON MEMORIAL POPPIES TOO BEFORE SHE GOBBLED ON SOME POOR SOD'S COCK

6-month-old Chinese baby, Lei Lei, weighs as much as a 6 year old. Gets a starring role in Beverly Hills 90210 as teacher at West Beverly High School

Tila Tequila (aka Tila Nguyen) pelted with rocks and shit at outdoor music festival in Illinois

If you heard her sing, you'd wanna pelt her with a Mini.

people who look like animals

Renoir the talking ass & bigcock andy: the beginnings of a great double act?

katalicious...you think you're safe in front of a webcam. Think again.

Kelly Brook's easy half a million, without even showing her snatch!

Playboy readers are disappointed...

English slut from Essex claims to have fucked 5,000 men since losing her hymen at 16

Nicki Lee, 25, rates all her conquests in her little red book apparently.

Mohammad-Reza Rahimi, some Iranian geezer in their mullah-dullah government, says the English are inhuman and stupid and ruled by a mafia

Right on three counts then.

Daily Mail post a news story about a UK Glamour model who was exposed as benefits cheat after claiming £11,000 while "working" as a pole-dancer...

Carrie-Ann Knight (above), 29, failed to tell authorities of her secret earnings after being signed-off with depression when work as a baker dried up in 2006.

However, the prudish Daily Mail censor fails to pick up on this comment...

ROD STEWART'S WIFE BANGED UP AGAIN

Another sprog to add to the Stewart clan.

Yumi's leotard thong never slips unless Borat is near

Past comes back to haunt bengali-Asian newsreader as her ex-boyfriend sells softcore nude images of her to The Sun? Or is it all a PR stunt?

Tasmin Khan starts her new job on GMTV/Daybreak next week. Nipple clamps promised, as well as crotchless panties, behind her news desk!

Muttley embarrasses Dastardly by leaving his calling card on the real-life Penelope Pitstop's miniature carpet.

Oh shit. That's another fine mess you've got me in.

Henrietta Leung, 39, former HSBC banker in London, wants to be a bodybuilding topless model

If you've got a clitoris as big as a Chinaman's willy, then you're in!

**WARNING: NFGE - Not for granny's eyes ** Penis strikes a gusher!

Semi-naked hogtied woman rescued by 3 generations of Superman's family

Tanny Fakeman had been missing for 4 days. Baby G tracked her down, Lucy P broke down the door to gain entry and Gupta P sniffed her panties unremittingly.

Nature Babe and AutumnWatch presenter Kate Humble shows off her pet squirrel

It's Windy in Miss Greece

Naomi Campbell loves diamonds, but hasn't got blood on her hands. Honest.

The supermodel was subpoenaed to testify in a court in The Hague to answer questions about whether she was given a 'blood diamond' by former Liberian dictator Charles Taylor, who is on trial for his alleged role in the civil war in Sierra Leone, accused of arming rebels in return for illegally mined diamonds.

The prosecution in the Hague alleges the diamond given to Campbell was among those Taylor had obtained from Sierra Leone rebels to sell or exchange for weapons”.