Aussie Geek gives it up the ass

Spice Girls reform MINUS Scary Spice

Elves carry out wildcat strike action at Father Christmas's warehouse in Lapland

Now there are doubts that Mr Christmas will be able to meet Yuletide demand. He'll need a bigger sack, that's for sure.

Kelly Brook wows in b/w strapless plumage dress.

4000 parrots died to make it.

Aussie Geek's "Emily" fascination

Russian blonde shows off her pet hamster

His name is Oleg and sometimes he wears a strap-on

Ozzy Osbourne returns to the stage sporting new image

South Korean is the dog's bollocks when it comes to transexuals

Wins top prize for Miss World Transvestite.

WTF?????

Z-list British celeb Katie "Jordan" Price gets carried away at launch of her new perfume "Precious Love"

BREAKING NEWS: The Three Stooges have officially reformed!

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH PRESENTS: aliens observing human mating rituals

American man loses hands after lactating woman oozes superglue from her nipples

The woman's husband, Terry, is apparently fond of her new look.

New Apple iPhone app that will scratch that itch of yours

Hold the iphone to that itch and rub. Can also be used to satisfy other demands. Yours for only $2.99!

Don't forget, it's World Pout Day tomorrow!

Even the dog's doing it...

Bill Clinton up to his old tricks as he shoots (a load) on the set of new Hangover film

Johno, the horny teddy, coming to Bravo TV soon

Osama Bin Laden: exclusive interview

Vanessa Hudgens and her sexy co-star Chi Mutt take time-out from filming their new movie, Journey 2, in Hawaii

Smiley Virus wows audiences in Seattle and points to what she's missing

Harry Potter officially unveils his purple wand to Hermione, overseen by perv Dumbledore

Hermione, gagging for it, finally gagged to her heart's content...well, all of 52 seconds, before Harry unleashed a geyser of man-goo.

Don't forget it's Pancake Day tomorrow

"Maple syrup over nipples" time.

Kelly Brook charges $10,000/minute for revolutionary asthma treatment for men

Ask the man below her and he'll say it's worth every cent.

Rising talent Yung Cho Yee makes it into the top 500 nude tennis rankings for 2010

The Association of unisex nude tennis professionals has 521 worldwide compeTITors.

Adam Ant's puppy stalked by hammerhead transvestite with 7 fingers

Hope the puppy shit is warm, Mr Ant.

Transsexual in pink wig crowned UK national Scrabble champion

Mikki Nicholson took the crown with the word "obeisant", which scored 86 points apparently.

MI6 Chief's daughter was secret assassin for Saddam Hussein

Yumi white knuckle vibe-ride