UK X-Factor: Christina Aguilera uses massive dildo on one of her dancers as they perform song in front of 17 million Brit fucks on tv

Many in the audience were children watching with their parents.

KID: Daddy, what's that in Christina's hand?
DAD: A miniature walking stick, darling.

KID2: Why are the women bending over like that, mummy?
MUMMY: They all have bad backs, luvie.